cute boys only exist to cause pain
In my ass
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For Pike The Polar Bear’s 30th birthday, the San Francisco Zoo brought in some snow. You could say she was pretty excited about it.
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
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“i’m so tired of fake people!” i scream as i run out of the mannequin factory
are you Rose Tyler
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You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down
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THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD
Shipping pixels like its going outta style
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girl: Hey
me: sup
girl: sup
me: enough small talk
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in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
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