piss ant.

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(via nyehs)

r0sieelisabeth:

r0sieelisabeth:

Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?

i’m getting more gay

(via nyehs)

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

(via francoisdelabooo)

not-photogenic:

today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance 

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